How to Avoid Skin Cancer - The Song

Sung to the tune of "Oh Susanna" by Stephen Foster

Oh I came home from the doctor with
A band-aid on my nose
And I called her up to find out what
The biopsy it shows

(she said)
Oh, bye golly,
You've got to wear a hat,
'cause the sun's bright rays can cause CA's
And that ... is ... that!